Random Question # 1: You forgot your mom's birthday! what can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

wow, that first sentance and that question seem totally unrelated. its like blogger is trying to confuse me. hey you forgot your moms birthday! and then you think "omg?!? when was my mom's birthday!" and then BAM! "quick what can you make out of super glue and olive pits?" your so distracted about the mom thing you cant think clearly about how talented you are at olive pit art.

ok i think the answer to this is obvious. cover and olive pit in glue, stick it up you nose. go to the hospital and when they put you in the damn waiting room for 45 hours grab your mom a nice birthday present, a magazine, a face mask, one of those banana shaped things old people pee into, a scalpel, you know, the useful crap that you would want if roles were reversed.... oh man those slippers that the doctors wear. those are sweet. OR ditch the waiting room and go steal some flowers. people in hospitals get flowers all of the time! if you took one flower from every vase in there no one would even notice and you would have yourself a pretty sweet bouquet of flowers!

another option would be to do the olive pit glued up the nose thing again but this time, stick it so far up that they have to amputate. then your mom will come andvisit you in the hospital and bring YOU flowers. she will be so worried about you and your current mental state that she won't even notice you forgot her birthday.