You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

wow! this question poses so many problems. first of all if i had a marshmellow to be toasted why wouldn't i make the dragon bow down and toast the marshmellow before killing him? i think this was HARDLY a successful slaying of a dragon. second of all, what makes it succesful? i'm a vegetarian so i don't believe in killing animals. that poor dragon probably didnt do anything to deserve such a harsh punishment. thirdly, being a vegetarian i dont eat marshmellows so what is the purpose of even toasting the marshmellow? they have gelatin which is made form dead animals, eww. althoug i suppose if i had slain a dragon, i dont care too much about the genocidic slaying of innocent animals, so the gelatin thing wouldnt bother me.

ok, after "successfully" murdering a dragon, how would i toast a marshmellow?
this one is so freaking easy. meagan and i were almost in this exact same situation once. what you do is grab some logs, put them in the fire pit. take a full box of matches and scraps of paper from your purse. lighting the paper then placing them under the logs will cause the bark on the logs to burn. this causes smoke which makes people (particularly boys) walk over to your campsite, or dragon slaying grounds or whatever. the boys will see that you are just a helpless young girl who doesnt even know how to start a fire and they will bring you back a truck full of wood, boys and weiner sticks, or marshmellow sticks. they will build your fire for you (chopping the wood, finding sticks, lighting it, etc) AND cook the marshmellow for you!