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Friday, September 01, 2006

Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:

Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal!?!?!?!?!?!?

wtf mate!? i dont even know what that means!

okay break it down.

oscillate means to like rotate back and forth in a circlar fasion? right?
metallic would be made of metal. or considering the next word is sonatas and the only thing i can relate sonata to is beethoven's moonlight sonata (which is music) metallic may refer to like heavy metal music.

where the eff s the panama canal? is there a current problem with it? what plans should i have for it? thats like a river right?

okay vibrate your metal songs with my plans for a giant man made river somewhere?

that makes no sense!!!

i think blogger is jst trying to trick me. im going to ignore the whole first part of that sentance and change it to: tell me about your plans for the panama canal.

i have no plans for the panama canal. hold on let me google it.



Panama Canal

waterway across the Isthmus of Panama, connecting the Atlantic (by way of the Caribbean Sea) and Pacific oceans, built by the United States (1904—14) on territory leased from the republic of Panama. The canal, running S and SE from Limón Bay at Colón on the Atlantic to the Bay of Panama at Balboa on the Pacific, is 40 mi (64 km) long from shore to shore and 51 mi (82 km) long between channel entrances. The Pacific terminus is 27 mi (43 km) east of the Caribbean terminus. The minimum depth is 41 ft (12.5 m).
From Limón Bay a ship is raised by Gatún Locks (a set of three) to an elevation 85 ft (25.9 m) above sea level, traverses Gatún Lake, then crosses the Continental Divide through Gaillard (formerly Culebra) Cut and is lowered by Pedro Miguel Lock to Miraflores Lake and then by the Miraflores Locks (a set of two) to sea level. The average tidal range on the Atlantic side is less than a foot (.3 m); that on the Pacific side is 12.6 ft (3.8 m).




ok, it doesnt say anything about a problem, so im going to assume there isnt one. the only thing i can see that this is lacking is a bridge. you'd think if there was a bridge that would be mentioned. no better yet one of those under water car tunnel things like they have in the english channel!!! yes.. that is definitely my plan. maybe an oscillating tunnel made of metal. the oscillating would cause some wicked waves so you could like surf or whatever, and metal is sturdy.... but also rusts so maybe thats not such a hot idea. im going to vote glass on this one. if it was made out of glass you could watch the surfers above you as you drive. yep thats definitely my plans for the panama canal.

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